Might As Well Live

Whinge of the Day

- My back hurts something rotten.

Poor me.

Okay, now that we got that out of the day, what do I have to report? Well, besides whinging I really do need a bit more to keep this blog going - well, okay, no, I could actually complain 24/7 but perhaps If I ever want anyone else to cast an interested eye over this mess, then perhaps I need to talk about something other than my peeves.

A word from our sponsors perhaps?

Resume

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

-- Dorothy Parker

Gotta love old Dotty.
(http://www.dorothyparker.com)