Now, you'll have to forgive my effort this week, it's not exactly high brow, but hey, baby steps...
This weeks task is to write a poem about the worst present you ever received. See the other passengers here...
Gift
The worst present I ever got
was the one that you forgot
what am I, chucked chopped liver?
It's so hard to be a present giver?
So this Christmas it's a lump of coal
and a dark dank curse upon your soul.
The worst present I ever got
was the one that you forgot
what am I, chucked chopped liver?
It's so hard to be a present giver?
So this Christmas it's a lump of coal
and a dark dank curse upon your soul.
11 comments:
I'm in that "forgot your gift" club too. Love the poem that expresses the chopped liver feeling and the sweet revenge. Congratulations on your beautiful little Christmas present - sorry you had to feel like you were thrown down the chimney to deliver her! Take a comfy seat on the bus and put your feet up!
I LOVE this! I shall be chanting it,
Yes, yes ... by all means take this reclining seat, put your little feet up. We bus riders are going to pamper you a bit. For you deserve it!
Clever! But mean to curse a soul...how about simply rotting their socks instead? LOL
Your poem is inspirational! My god I could have written a gem on this theme if I'd grabbed a seat on the bus! Pite I was down with christmasitis!
Fair play for getting on board, I've missed this week's trip completely, hope the tummy's feeling better
x
MuseSwings, Helen - thank you for your pampering :o) It makes all the difference :o)
Argent - thanks!! It is kinda chanty, isn't it :)
Jinksy - yes, maybe went too far... not really int he Christmas spirit really.
Socks - Shame you missed it, but I suspect you were busy hosting one of the best Christmases in Dublin!
Niamh - tummy is mutinous, but is slowly being whipped into shape! All be it a rather wobbly shape.
hahaha OUCH! I would imagine friends and family won't soon forget you again, now knowing the hazards of such a faux-pas.
I wouldn't mind that, we're just out of coal.Glad to see you back on de bus!
There is something so deliciously vindicative in this that I cannot but love it. And the dark dank curse bit. You cannot take this sort of thing seriously enough.
DA, TFE, Titus - I thank you for your support, without which my bile and vitriol might never have the chance to shine....
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