Yes, I've been quiet. But seeing as 50% of my readership has been in Barbados, what was the point?
Things Domestic Oubliette has learnt in the last couple of weeks
1) She has an ex-boyf who is older than Barack Obama.
2) Her children are surprisingly easy to indoctrinate.
3) You can't park across from a solid white line without incurring a fine. (The Gardai kept that one quiet.)
4) Really, really, wishing one was thin doesn't burn many calories.
5) It was quite funny when her brother called her blog Domestic Omelette.
OK. More tomorrow. Honest.
3 comments:
1. Is this ex John McCain?
2. You should brainwash your children into hating Obama and being the first to assasinate him! Lee Harry Oswald?
3. You need some sweet sweet diplomatic plates
4. Actually, stress can sometimes lead to weight loss! worry your weight away
5. Let me take one guess at which brother...
Thought you were just being lazy!!!!! I'll never doubt you again!!! Handy excuse tho eh???
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1) Yes, its true, Me and John McCain up a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g...
2) Moi, lazy?? NEVER! Motivationally challanged, perhaps...
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