Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Blog Block...


This is awful. I've got writers block, or rather blog block. And seeing how blogging is pretty trivial to start out with, this is serious stuff. Have I actually completely run out of things to say? Am I to be silent for the rest of my life? Or will I just be able to utter really banal and mundane words?

Words like 'grey' or 'vehicular'.

Never more will I have reason to use words like 'cornucopia' or ... or... oh God, I can't even come up with examples of delicious words!

Any suggestion about how I can administer CPR to my muse will be gratefully received...

7 comments:

Uiscebot said...

Internet! Get this woman some alcohol STAT!

Niamh B said...

Tis better than a bog block anyway - no doubt a night in the wicklow hills with a gang of trusty pirate writers will help...

Totalfeckineejit said...

Have you seen your GP?It can be serious if left untreated.I knew someone with a full blown case of advanced writers block that had to have it removed surgically.For alternative medicine try TFE's monday challenge that's been known to cure most things including beri beri, rickets and gingivitus.Even worse than your case,TFE is currently under electric shock treatment for talking in the third person.

Matt Bolton said...

I had that once, but then I didn't.

Have you tried writing down all the words you can think of when told the following information: shoes are useful

Drama Queen said...

The matter is in hand.
Scintillating company, idiotic interchanges, picnics, art-theft & Murder Mystery - together they should do the trick. Oh yes, and a spot of writing, if possible. You'll find your muse can't ignore an invitation like that!

beedlemama said...

lie in a field for a long long time, by yourself or with someone you fancy.

Domestic Oub said...

All excellent suggestions! I think I choose Beedlemama's version - as long as its with Christian Bale. I feel inspired already...