This blog is rapidly turning into one of those vastly irritating Momblogs. 'Oh my little darling did a poop, isn't he wonderful!' Is there anything more boring than other peoples children? As Billy Connolly said, 'Children are like farts - I can barely stand my own.'.
My spawn, of course, are different.
Witty, talented, handsome. They're the whole package.
Okay, maybe they have some challenges...
But I was delighted to see some potential writing flair -This came home with 8 year old Domestic Oubliette Jnr today...
Okay, it made me laugh.